RT @MikeSheaAP: How Pixar screwed up cartoon cars: http://t.co/RYCROz4z
May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...– Neil Gaiman (Dream dangerously, everyone.) I can only hope. (via jaylyons)
Just finished up hosting dinner for the family at our house. Ma and I have been cooking/cleaning/shopping/wrapping our asses off Dessert fucking rocked, if I may say so myself. This year I made: Guinness chocolate cupcakes with Baileys cream frosting raspberry cupcakes infused with Chambord with champagne frosting and fresh raspberry puree mini key lime pies with tequila whipped cream SUCK...
It’s five fuckin fifteen. I need to go to sleep so that Santa can bring me nice, pretty things.
“there may be beer in my hair” “it’s okay Ian has beer in his eye”
Nah, don’t worry bout me. I’ve got hair dye, red wine, and Ferrero Rocher. I’ve got tonight covered.
RT @VictorianLondon: (Hint: it’s our old friend, Creepy Victorian Santa https://t.co/AQpvIxYZ )
I FUCKING PASSED FINNISH! SUCK IT MUTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN.
I plan for the future haha RT @CforCalamity “I dress for the boyfriend I want to have!”
“Without mail, trees win” - Daily Show
Hahahahahah Scandinavian humour, blame the 69 Eyes for that one
mislabeled movie. mislead moviegoer. but still an all around good time.